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Sunday, December 9, 2007

What is the best way to break up with a stalker?

Move.

It's been done. Go light on the details.

What city? New York, don't name the borough or neighborhood.

What company? It's in sales, and we have a global network of offices.

Phone? Keep the current cell phone number, and tell him that you're keeping it for a year. Feel free to change when necessary.

If he asks you for your new address? Tell him you'll send it to him.

The alternative? Get stalked, and become a grim statistic if he's out of his mother freak-out mind.